Toobin'

Verb masturbating on a video call.

He was caught toobin' on the conference call.

by TheBigJosh October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate in a company remote meeting, and forget to turn off your camera or sound.

My friend Joe lost his job, and is now on the sex offenders list. Oh? Yeah he was toobin it in a meeting with the CEO. He had the sound off, so, like, we couldn't tell it. It was like a full 5 minutes of hard core toobin going on. I saw the whole thing.

Jesus, and you sat through that? You sick bastard.

by Some Kinda Wizard October 20, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 20, 2020

Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.

John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.

by Frizzo1000 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Passing a dookie or other bodily fluid while attending a video conference. Clothing is optional.

I just passed the fattest Toobin while on that meeting call.

by Big Cat 911 October 20, 2020