Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings

Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting

by Sickdickey October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while on Zoom.

I was toobin to our hot HR lady on that call.

by gmoney888 October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 19, 2020

full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

toobin

Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.

Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.

by illybay721 October 20, 2020

The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.

Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.

by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020

Toobin

An excruciatingly embarrassing social media error of a sexual nature

Jerry did a toobin and his friends shunned him

by Calvin O’Neil October 19, 2020