Kendrick Palmer

Now you've met a Kendrick, and you've met a Palmer, but have you ever met a Kendrick Palmer? He's a cool and badass friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He's supper de dupper childish and always finds a way to squeeze in a joke to make someone smile. He will always be there for you even when your at your lowest and even when he's at his lowest. He will never ever cease to make his friends smile even when he has his own turmoil eating him up inside. He cares about everyone but sometimes cares to much for the wrong people. He's cute not only appearance wise but personality wise. He always have a smile on his face but sometimes it's to hide his pain. He's not only a good friend but a compassionate lover. Once he wants you he'll drop anything and everything to have you and once you his he never plans on letting go. He's the type of person you need to keep in your life forever, because there's no one like him on earth. Over all around he's someone that once you have you need to keep and when he says I love you he means it forever.

Person: who's that person over there
Khloee: which one?
Person: the one with the big smile
Khloee: oh that's Kendrick Palmer. My Boyfriend

by ÇråzyyÇrëâtìöñ December 15, 2018

The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.

I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method

by Mackus December 6, 2022

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

by J3 May 7, 2005

arnold palmer

The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.

"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.

by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006

Ryan Palmer

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Don’t be a Ryan Palmer

by Science_Master October 2, 2019

The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010

kenneth palmer

the most fruity bitch u will ever meet. He really likes to listen to cupcakKe and eat ass 24/7. He watches midget porn while listening to lil nas x

Kenneth palmer:I’m gay for u chaizdan
chaizdan: slay

by ur hot uncle March 2, 2022