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Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020
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Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.
Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
by JayWalkin April 20, 2025
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Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
by MookTheCook June 18, 2018
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Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
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lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.
How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.
by tree9368 May 9, 2022
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blue lottery

When your a victim of excessive force or harassment from a police officer or department and will easily win a lawsuit case against them resulting in you gaining alot of money
Mark: Yo did you here Johnny got his nose broken by a cop just beacuse he didnt show his ID?

Sam: Yeah that fucking blows but he just won the blue lottery, hes bout to have mad cash.
by Catalyst10 June 3, 2019
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Play the lottery

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom
by Kimosabi January 31, 2018
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