sun tan lotion

stuff crackers put on their skin because they are pussies so they dont get burned

i put on sun tan lotion so i didnt burn

by Nate Garrow February 11, 2009

lotion emotion

Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.

I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.

by Staldo May 22, 2010

fun man lotion

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.

"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

by that person......you know...... April 18, 2003

*sighs* grabs lotion

idk neither help ahh so like yh but like srly can someone explain

person 1 hi
person 2 *sighs* grabs lotion

by yoongisrighttiddie August 7, 2020

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

baby death lotion

A certain lotion smells especially wonderful, although it has yet to be noticed by others.

Get that baby death lotion away! Its burning my eyes!

by I must worship the izz... July 25, 2008

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003