genital lasagna

Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.

Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?

Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?

Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?

Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna

by rohan_rildil November 5, 2012

Poop Lasagna

When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!

DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!

by Robbie Swain March 13, 2010

Bitch lasagna

Pewdiepies diss track against T-series and is hella good and you should try it!

T-Series aint nothin but bitch lasagna

by Stiky licky dicky February 23, 2019

Bitch lasagna

Used to describe anybody who thinks they are better than you/everybody likes them, when it is really the other way around. An insult.

Pewdiepie: T series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

by Subscribetopewdiepie March 13, 2019

Bitch lasagna

The uttermost discrimination of the femal kind whomst refuse to send the pictures of the bob and vigane even though you asked politely

That woman is a bitch lasagna cut her pussy off

by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON December 12, 2018

Lasagna-buddy

A Lasagna-buddy is a special kind of buddy who gets you and knows your feels. You can trust them, and although sometimes they may be mysterious they are also wondrous. A Lasagna-buddy is a special type of buddy, formed only in the darkest and brightest of times. They are loved by many people, they are a unicorn rainbow shower on a dark day. The bonds between a lasagna-buddy and their chosen friends are strong. They tend to make everything around them better than before, like a walking-talking giant prism intersecting light rays. It is said there is a lasagna-buddy for every person.

"I want a lasagna-buddy for Christmas"
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*

by Bluegnome December 13, 2014

lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018