landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016

Landon

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Landon

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019

Landon

Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.

AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!

by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011

Landon

The fucking worst person to live

“Landon is fucking horrible

by Nsjskzkzkzkzkz January 7, 2019