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the biggest chokers in history

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet
After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"
by jar March 11, 2005
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Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.
Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!
by Chubert October 25, 2010
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corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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Chubby Choker

Someone who partakes in giving a man oral sex
"George Lucas ruined the greatest movie saga ever made. What a Chubby Choker!"
by Artemis Rufius September 15, 2010
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Choker

A choker is an accessory mainly used to choke your partner in bed to please them or make them pleasured rather than using your hands
Person1: Hey dude that girl had a choker on
Person2: dude she's definitely a freak
by EtikaForseen October 2, 2023
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sardine choker

A derogatory term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent.
by GH123456 March 2, 2011
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King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
by krisholio March 31, 2022
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