by Ash-Greninja June 25, 2016
Get the Cancermug. 1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.
Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.
by Fergsu Blues August 2, 2016
Get the cancermug. 
Anything on the internet not funny or cringy. Can also be used to define furries, and 12 year olds who just learned about sex. Can also be used to define something personally unappealing.
1. Dude, I just watched Frozen. It was pure cancer.
2. The iPhone 7's home "button" isn't actually a button. It's cancer.
2. The iPhone 7's home "button" isn't actually a button. It's cancer.
by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017
Get the cancermug. The coolest disease in the world! You can get it from EVERYTHING! American cheese, Porno, breathing, Sun light, Being alive, Sex and nonvirgin blood
by FurFur June 24, 2008
Get the Cancermug. 
by Madibug November 26, 2017
Get the Cancermug.