Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
Get the Texas barbecuemug. by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 21, 2023
Get the barbecued grandmamug. The best cheeseburger mcdonalds has ever made. It's got barbecue sauce, fried onion, and bacon, best combo ever
by Dumbice October 25, 2020
Get the Barbecue Cheeseburgermug. Verb : The act of throwing a half eaten chicken nugget with barbecue sauce all of over it through the fast food window. Usually occurs when you put in multiple orders for one car, and one order comes before the others.
by ZachariahJebediah April 24, 2011
Get the barbecue nuggetmug. To grill a person(s) on specific details pertaining to their interests or hobbies. If said person does not know the answer to even one question, then they cannot truly be interested in said hobbies.
Woman: I was reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the other night...
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.
by afaceinspace October 23, 2020
Get the barbecuingmug. by Sksjsjsk dms November 20, 2021
Get the Barbecue saucemug. by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019
Get the Spoon Barbecuemug.