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I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008
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Hanging out the back

"Hang out the back of" to fuck someone from behind
"I'd love to hang out the back of that"

Davy: "My burd is on holiday in ibiza, do you think she will get up to anything?"

Rab: "Your kidding someone will be hanging out the back of her"
by Rodehard October 15, 2008
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Eat the back out

Eating the back out is similar to rimming except it is usually differentiated by the vigor with which one carries out the eating. Usually involves eating both the woman’s badger and anus completely out.
In order to let Norman Eat the back out last night she had to assume the position of English pointer and he ate the back out with an ice cream spoon.
by Oldbuzz February 15, 2020
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Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.
Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.
by EZD May 2, 2015
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show the back of my hand

To beat or inflict facial pain using the back of the hand, usually used in the context of domestic violence. Common expression of trailer trash and deep country inbreds.
“I done show the back of my hand to her a couple times but that’s it !”
by JohnnyDonkyBallz December 6, 2020
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Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.
Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…
by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021
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tickling from the back end

The act of tickling the rear parts of a significant other.
"Babe I love tickling from the back end"

"Anything you want, as long you wiped"
by Hawty January 19, 2015
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