Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

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Texter

It’s like uhhhhh….the name you call someone texting

Look at this dry texter ahh

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Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

by iBlue_ May 25, 2024

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Stop Sign Texter

A word(s) refering to someone who is on their phone texting at a stop sign usually someone who takes about 20 seconds to start moving after a car passes or the light goes green.

"Man do I hate those stop sign texters taking a damn long time."

by Admin abuse December 26, 2015

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African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head

guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

by afrosprinter May 2, 2010

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Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020

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