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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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Testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious
Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!
by terryiee22 August 4, 2015
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testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious
Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!
by terryiee22 August 4, 2015
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testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious
Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!
by terryiee22 August 4, 2015
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Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.
Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.
by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016
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Testostertrouble

Problems surrounding men's occasional inability to understand the emotional needs of those around them. This is similar to selective hearing, but is broader to cover more issues.
I am having some testostertrouble wiith my husband because he won't hug me when he sees me crying. I am having testostertrouble, too, because my boyfriend won't pick up his socks when I ask him to.
by Khaldelia August 17, 2016
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testosterical

A condition where a male person experiences ungovernable emotional excess, often leading to a display of angry tweets, furious mansplaining and, in severe cases, violent threats. Commonly believed to be caused by testosterone floating around in the male body.
"Whenever someone mentions feminism to Mark, he gets all testosterical and starts shouting about how politically correct feminazis are trying to control his opinions."
by Haushofer November 20, 2016
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