Teenybopper

Any female the ages of 10-13 that is obsessed with boy bands or talentless Disney artists. In some cases, they 'love' an actually decent band or artist, but only because the lead singer is attractive. They wear dumb, flowery pink clothing, ugly blue jeans, and sketchers.

A conversation between a teenybopper and a non teenybopper about the band 'My Chemical Romance':

TB: OH-EM-GEE!! Don't you LOOOOVE MyChem?!?! Gerard is like, TOTALLY HAWWT

NonTB: yeah, they're cool. Gerard is kinda cute, I guess.

TB: Don't you wanna have his BABIES?!!?!?!?

NonTB: WTF?! O.O

TB: What?

NonTB: We're fucking THIRTEEN!

TB: soooooo??

NonTB: -_- He's married, too, ya know.

TB: I DON'T CARE! HE WILL BE MINE!!

NonTB: Um... OK, well, what's your favorite song by them? Mine's 'Helena'

TB: Who Cares? It's GERARD!

NonTB: Can you even name their albums?

TB: NO BUT IT'S GERARD.

NonTB: Please kill me now.

*NOTE, Non Teenyboppers in the age group are hard to find. If you happen to know one, God bless you, you lucky bastard.

Teenybopper by NotAMychemFangirl December 24, 2010

TeenyBopper

An immature wanna be; A young unexperienced person

That girl Tila Tequila is a TeenyBopper

TeenyBopper by PoisonK June 2, 2009

TeenyBopper

MOSTY teens, but in some cases it goes up to the 20's. People who kick it at the mall in large groups with no money. Just so they can be loud and get free samples. Then go to the back of the mall to see a fight and record it so it goes on YouTube. Then take the metro bus to someones house and stay there for really long, wearing the same clothes and not brushing their teeth. Teens who drink and smoke and post it all up on their MySpace pages and think their really cool for getting messed up and throwing up everywhere. Most of the girls are pretty much sluts up on every guy. And the guys don't even care if the girl has slept with their bestfriend, they'll still get on. Basically, all those kids you see kickin it downtown or at the mall, at the 16+ clubs, and the ones asking you for bus money.

F*** those TeenyBoppers!

TeenyBopper by SJ_ June 11, 2009

Teenybopper

A teenager aged 12 to 14 (approx.) that upholds a reputation society perceives as typical for their age or what their peers and friendship group expect of them. Often this involves; clothing, music artists, interests, hair and materialistic items. These people are generally of the female sex.

A teenybopper is a teen who feels the need to:
- Act older than their actual age
- Wear what is "so in right now"
- Keeping up to date with latest technology

"Did you see Regina George with that handbag? OMG I needa buy that handbag!"

Teenybopper by katiiee_jesssssssiee October 14, 2012

teenybopper

Phrase referring to young teenage girls that are obsessed with crappy tween music, clothes, celebrities and movies.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

teenybopper by Micron X February 24, 2010

teenybopper

A mother who tends to dress the exact same way as her teenage daughter. She uses the same language as her daughter, hangs at the mall with her daughter, dies her hair non-natural colors like her daughter. A teenybobber may also partake in girlish crushes on highschool boys and resort to text messages as their source of communication with the outside world.

Brian: Dude, Ashleys mom is so hot!

Jake: That because she's a teenybopper dude.

teenybopper by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010

Teenybopper

Screechy, 10-to-13-year-olds who think they are cool, but are largely immature and obnoxious. They wear tacky clothing a la walmart, hail from the suburbs, listen to trashy pop-music, and watch mainstream television (mainly Disney Channel and Teen Nick)

More advanced teenyboppers have fancy cellphones, carry cigarettes they stole from their mom -but never smoke them because they're pussies, and try to look cool by swearing in every sentence.

Generally try to act way cooler and older than they are, but don't realize that they are chubby little failures.

Teenyboppers most often grow up to be ugly, useless white-trash.

12-year-old: i love eminem so fucking much. did u get that shirt at ambercrombie? thats so cool we should like hang out

16-year-old: Friggin' teenybopper.

Teenybopper by HeavyKitty January 12, 2011