Any female the ages of 10-13 that is obsessed with boy bands or talentless Disney artists. In some cases, they 'love' an actually decent band or artist, but only because the lead singer is attractive. They wear dumb, flowery pink clothing, ugly blue jeans, and sketchers.
A conversation between a teenybopper and a non teenybopper about the band 'My Chemical Romance':
TB: OH-EM-GEE!! Don't you LOOOOVE MyChem?!?! Gerard is like, TOTALLY HAWWT
NonTB: yeah, they're cool. Gerard is kinda cute, I guess.
TB: Don't you wanna have his BABIES?!!?!?!?
NonTB: WTF?! O.O
TB: What?
NonTB: We're fucking THIRTEEN!
TB: soooooo??
NonTB: -_- He's married, too, ya know.
TB: I DON'T CARE! HE WILL BE MINE!!
NonTB: Um... OK, well, what's your favorite song by them? Mine's 'Helena'
TB: Who Cares? It's GERARD!
NonTB: Can you even name their albums?
TB: NO BUT IT'S GERARD.
NonTB: Please kill me now.
*NOTE, Non Teenyboppers in the age group are hard to find. If you happen to know one, God bless you, you lucky bastard.
TB: OH-EM-GEE!! Don't you LOOOOVE MyChem?!?! Gerard is like, TOTALLY HAWWT
NonTB: yeah, they're cool. Gerard is kinda cute, I guess.
TB: Don't you wanna have his BABIES?!!?!?!?
NonTB: WTF?! O.O
TB: What?
NonTB: We're fucking THIRTEEN!
TB: soooooo??
NonTB: -_- He's married, too, ya know.
TB: I DON'T CARE! HE WILL BE MINE!!
NonTB: Um... OK, well, what's your favorite song by them? Mine's 'Helena'
TB: Who Cares? It's GERARD!
NonTB: Can you even name their albums?
TB: NO BUT IT'S GERARD.
NonTB: Please kill me now.
*NOTE, Non Teenyboppers in the age group are hard to find. If you happen to know one, God bless you, you lucky bastard.
by NotAMychemFangirl December 24, 2010