Technoblade 

Hottest human in existence

Jeniffer: "Damn, I really wanna hop on that Technoblade boy. His Minecraft gameplay turns me on so much"

Technoblade by BigTittyChick February 21, 2021

TechnoBlade 

.A minecraft youtuber, loves the government

TechnoBlade: I love the Government pog

TechnoBlade by Manager Darryl November 26, 2020

Technoblade 

The greasy sweaty tryhard greasy nerd king pig who said Dream, the best mc player, sucks and he’s faking his manhunts and also said he was homeless in his mc server.

Dream: Technoblade sucks!
Drista (Dream’s sis) : HES SO HANDSOME!!!
Dream: STAB HIM WITH A FORK!

Technoblade by xNinja Mocked Dream March 7, 2022

TechnoBlade 

Dead

My grandmas cousins step moms girlfriend is going to kill my dad so he's TechnoBlade

TechnoBlade by CupOfNoodlez July 1, 2022

Technoblade 

Someone who is in a relationship with Jake, romantic, platonic or otherwise.

B: Are you Technoblade?
Technoblade: i kiss men

Technoblade by NotJAKENOTJAKE February 28, 2022

Technoblade 

A minecraft youtuber that ninja played with. Honestly I don't like him. My cousin made me write this because he is a huge fan of technoblade.

Technoblade is doodoo at Fortnite.
Technoblade is not good at Fortnite.
Technoblade is bad at Fortnite.

Technoblade is terrible at Fortnite.
Technoblade sucks at Fortnite.
Technoblade is a noob at Fortnite.

Technoblade by GrandElFranoTheMysterious May 18, 2020

Technoblade 

unfunny fuck

Technoblade is unfunny

Technoblade by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022