teabagging

Process in which a male inserts a teabag into the vagina of a female, who then urinates into the males mouth, thus giving the sensation of tea.
Just joking, it's when someone puts his balls in another persons mouth
John: "Look at me bitch! I'm teabagging you!"
Your mother: "mmmmmffff"
by Themos2 November 18, 2008
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To insert ones hairy balls into what is usually a memeber of the opposite sex, sometimes, if the person is a homo, they will insert it into someone of the same sex.
Petey teabagged Veronica so bad, she choked and died on his peubic hair.
by bajrah October 14, 2005
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A pejorative term used as an insult by Democrats against Libertarians and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, “progressives”, “liberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth.

Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite universities and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying global warming. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.
"I nearly suffocated after a fruitless attempt at teabagging in the men's room of the Tea Party convention." --A. Cooper.
by kewlhandl April 16, 2010
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putting some once man sack into a nice cup of tea
"ow what the fuck man" "i was teabagging you"
by fourway March 16, 2010
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When the testicals of a man slap the chin of a person giving him head.
*smack smack smack*


"Garblegarblewahwah?"


*smack smack smack*


"Yeah, baby you're doing great."

*smack smack smack*
by Amber April 22, 2005
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THE ACT OF SUCKING BALLS IE,NUT SACK,SCROTUM,JUICE MAKERS
ERIC CARTMAN OF SOUTH PARK TELLS STAN,
YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS! TEABAGGING
by USED TERRY TOWEL April 14, 2009
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Rather a large unpleasent amount of skin under the eyes.
Some people, before they hibernate, store food from Morrisons in them. A very useful way to store food without carrying a kitchen cupboard around with them eh!
James: Look at Emma with her bigs teabags!
Jasmine: I wonder if she has any dairylea in there!
by Jonny Poll September 26, 2007
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