tamponbiter

someoen who is usles beyond words, tehy also liek bals in or around tehir mouht. Tehy probbly liek to wathc fullhous nakd wiht a jar of peant buttr and tehir dog to lik it off

badblod is teh worst huntr on aegwyn, hes a reel tamponbiter

by Cubslol December 17, 2008

tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.

Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.

by Looger October 1, 2004

tampon

The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.

"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"

"No,what a freaking tampon"

by Ryan Cummins December 20, 2007

tampop

When you put a tampon in the freezer. Voila. Tampop

Timmy: Mom... Can you get me some ice cream?
Mom: No, but I have freshly marinated tampops in the freezer!
Timmy: Yayy!

by thetampopanator November 17, 2009

tampophy

A purposefully un-flushed tampon used to show off to other women that you're still menstruating. A tampon trophy.

Karen's so proud she's 60 and still having her period, she left a tampophy in the bathroom. Again.

by Shep Morninghouse July 10, 2011

Tampon Tiffany

A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.

"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."

by Charnizzles December 31, 2011

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 31, 2011