tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them

I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.

by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011

Tallahassee Taillight

This is a term used to describe any janky "repair" done to a taillight instead of just buying a new one. Examples include (but are not limited to) a piece of a plastic Folgers coffee tub, red duct tape, half of a solo cup, etc.

Wow did you see randys tallahassee taillight in his dodge pickup truck? I heard he got drunk off of a 30 pack of keystone light and backed into his neighbors trailer!

by Mc3smemedream June 30, 2017

tallahassee titty twister

Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder

F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister

by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017

Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.

Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath

by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

Tallahassee Triple Crown

There are 3 colleges/Universities in Tallahassee. FSU, FAMU, and TCC. The Tallahassee Triple Crown is where you have sex with a girl from each school in one academic semester.

After finishing the FAMU leg of the Tallahassee Triple Crown, Blake could finally focus on finals week.

by BSuperior January 11, 2013