lawyer talk

when you say something very misleading but still not false. it's like a half-truth.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton

Technically, he didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky but she did give him a blowjob. That is lawyer talk.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel January 3, 2009

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Poop Talk

The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.

Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.

by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011

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Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

by foug January 11, 2005

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Talk Noise

1. Trying to get rough with someone by talking bad about them (usually to their face)
2. Loudly confronting someone if you have a problem with them

This is often done when people are drunk

That guy in the stands was trying to talk noise and it just ended up in a big brawl

by mnijes January 27, 2009

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talk to Rudy

What everyone around the world hears from the Mobster in Chief when he can’t risk saying some sleazy, lawless thing himself.

You’ll get everything you need, my man, but if you’re really gonna move forward with it, you gotta talk to Rudy for the details!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2019

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talk to the hole

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.

I have a great idea: talk to the hole!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

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