Tattooless

Tattooless

Everyone was tatted up with tattoos except me, I was the only tattooless person.

by wilso024 October 2, 2016

TACOON

Taco Tycoon. Someone who sells a lot of tacos

Javier is a TACOON, a Taco Tycoon. He sells millions of tacos

by Taco Money November 8, 2019

Tattooted

Accidentally farting while getting a tattoo, usually caused by tensing up due to pain.

"I was filling in his sleeve and he tattooted."

by DeDHaze December 5, 2019

Tattoo Catfish

Only having tattoo on the visible parts of your body and nowhere that could be covered by clothing (i.e. lower arms, neck, lower leg); mainly for Instagram purposes.

Michael is so lame. You'd think with all those arm tattoos his body would be covered, he is such a Tattoo Catfish.

by Big Leaf Little Stick September 21, 2023

Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.

Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!

by Reals December 16, 2008

mom tattoo

A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.

My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.

by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016

Secret Wall Tattoo

A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?

"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"

Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.

by Some Jerk Bob June 16, 2009