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Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet
by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023
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insta-tweet

Word used by someone who is not very educated when it comes to social media. Someone that assumes all social media platforms are the same and are stupid, for kids, and is being a smart ass.
Why do people insta-tweet their every move?
by Mr_NeverWrong July 15, 2018
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Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013
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Tweet slut

A person who tweets so much about so trivial matters that you are forced to unfollow them because they occupy your entire screen, also see Tweet whore.
Today I unfollowed Jenny, that tweet slut can't spend an entire minute without telling the world she queefed.
by Leshrac, Walker of Night June 23, 2010
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Tweet Syncing

The use of another person to post tweets to your Twitter account, pretending to be you.
Man 50 Cent is "Tweet Syncing". He has some dude posting to his Twitter account pretending to be him. Thats like freakin' Milli Tweetilli.
by Tom_in_SA March 27, 2009
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tweet gnome

Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.
A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.
by eddietheill July 26, 2010
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Triple-Tweet

Accidentally sending out the same twitter tweet 3 times.
Also a really sweet (sweet meaning great) tweet.

To my knowledge, Smashing Magazine gets credit for coining the term when they accidentally sent a tweet 3 times, and used the phrase in an apology.
.@twitteridname The triple-tweet was an honest mistake. Sorry about that, guys.

.@twitteridname Thanks for the twit, that was triple-tweet!
by Dawn Yz, Devign Elements January 13, 2011
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