shit-ton

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Crap Ton

Its metric

"I have a crap ton of homework to do tonight"

by gonecountry(: June 27, 2012

Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

by base101 June 4, 2009

jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

Shit-ton

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.

"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"

by Chaz and Andrei July 8, 2006

Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.

The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.

by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019