toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.

"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"

by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Toad In The Hole

Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautéed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.

I might cook myself toad in the hole tonight.

by kingmustard May 4, 2005

toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.

Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.

1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"

by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 5, 2009

Camel Toad

"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)

Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.

OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!

You dumb fucking bitch.

by bexposito October 17, 2005