by KARnel August 31, 2007
Get the Pee Pee Martinimug. Grab a 2 liter of code red, open the vagina lips and pour a lil bit in, then have her dance like a gypsy. Then have her open up and enjoy.
by NightRider January 17, 2008
Get the Pop Ma Martinimug. the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape
I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.
by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007
Get the martini glass shapemug. "Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
Get the Two olives short of a martinimug. Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
by Olive Maker November 10, 2008
Get the Dirty Sanchez Martinimug. The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).
Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"
Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"
Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"
by AA March 22, 2005
Get the three martini lunchmug. Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.
by PingaPal June 16, 2017
Get the Martini de la Mortmug.