after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person

Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine

by Siknedevum January 30, 2020

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022

Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)

this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her

by peety69 March 25, 2019

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025