Styrofoam Anchor

Someone Who Tries To Bring You Down But Fails All The Time

OMG Bob Being A Real Styrofoam Anchor

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Anchor Channel

An anchor channel is the television station that you stay on while searching for something better to watch. The show that is on isn't your favorite show, but it's enough to hold you over until you find something better to watch.

"Man, I can't find anything good to watch."
"Just use ESPN as your anchor channel, bro."

by ldogg7878 March 30, 2009

wanker the anchor

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

by Konstantine The Good May 23, 2006

slap on the anchors

Southeastern expression for jamming on the breaks. Can be used literally or metaphorically

example 1. Jaysus lad I was flying down the road and some eejit pulled out in front of me, so I slapped on the anchors.

example 2. She wanting a ring a baby and a house, I think it's time to slap on the anchors!

by Thelilacmango April 28, 2016

Anchor Nug

A semi large nug of bud placed at the bottom of a bowl to prevent premature snappage

"Danm this shake is gonna suck right through"

"Na dog, throw an Anchor Nug in it"

by Puek February 23, 2009

Armchair Anchor

Someone who comments on news or current events of the day from the comfort of their own living room.

Andrew didn't know jack about the war in Iraq, but as an Armchair Anchor he felt it was his duty to comment on things.

by BigRed483 September 30, 2010

Anchor Food

A heavy food someone eats just before bed to help them fall asleep.

Awake at 3am, Marc decided to eat a piece of deep dish pizza as his anchor food to help him sleep.

by funcybunch September 10, 2016