A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.
by J-Fre June 15, 2008
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green testicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
That green testicle was orgasmic.
by doobersmacker August 02, 2010
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TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down
Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!
by Kay April 04, 2003
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Throat testicle

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.
by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010
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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper March 22, 2011
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Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on
Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!
by dinozavier December 28, 2010
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Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022
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