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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
mugGet the thai take-outmug.

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.
"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
mugGet the Take out the spring.mug.

Taking the socks out

When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.
Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
mugGet the Taking the socks outmug.

Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.
"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."
by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019
mugGet the Taking Out The Kidsmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.
Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025
mugGet the take it out back and shoot itmug.
I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
mugGet the I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, Imug.

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