Whenever you put hardening shell chocolate on your penis, have sen with a girl, then make her eat the chocolate of your penis.
by huadhfadf April 21, 2011
by A day in the life... October 28, 2010
A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”
Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.
by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020
The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.
by Cait Ulted Carl March 22, 2016
When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.
Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
by HeeveHo February 20, 2016
A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.
Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"
by pallywauly_EF March 18, 2014