Swine Flu

S,W,I,N,E
Stupid Wetbacks Infecting Nearly Everyone

Swine Flu Came from Mexico

by AlCa May 10, 2009

Swine Jew

A Jewish individual afflicted with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known as "Swine Flu".

Gabe - Why hello there Ezekial, you seem run down down today.

Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.

Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!

Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!

by Hung Looooooooooooo May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.

Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.

by Taco Shabazz May 6, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.

Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.

by Game Cat May 1, 2009

Swine Flu

Hooking up with a fat chick.

Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?

by Rhynon July 1, 2009

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

by Swineian October 31, 2009

Swine Core

A musical genre consisting of grotesque pig-like noises, lack of rhythm, cow bells, and stuttering drums. The cow bell is incorporated due to it's nature of existing on farms. You will notice pig squealing off the bat, as it sounds like a hog being stabbed in the gut repeatedly.

I would say to exercise caution when using this word, but the people involved of enjoying of this music are typically pussy.

1="Hey man, do you like that new Swine Core shizzle?"
2="Naw, it's hard to understand pig-language when your not bulbous."
1="Good point."

by StandardSpaniard October 30, 2010