Swiftie

Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.

Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.

by AntiSwift April 23, 2023

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025

Pull A Swiftie

When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.

Pull A Swiftie

"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"

"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"

by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Swiftie

Someone who follows Taylor Swifts life and work like their life depends on it.

"Omg! You are the biggest Swiftie."

by Nils Sjöberg Swiftie June 6, 2023