Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.
by swiftygigs August 23, 2022
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021