Sweeter South

A person who is the complete antithesis to the legendary porn star Peter North. Presumably, this includes a sweet, softbody, non-threatening persona and a flaccid penis.

Man, that kid Lee should be renamed Sweeter South!

by Nubballer May 15, 2010

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

<alternate uses>

cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day

craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!

by brave31 December 18, 2010

angora sweater

The soft rabbit hair yarn sweater that girls wear, usually a mix of angora and nylon or angora and silk, angora and mohair. The angora sweater is usually a sexual tool, as it creates the feminine impression, as soft and something sexy.
When a girl wants attention, she can get it by wearing an angora sweater. The 100% angora knit sweater is very fluffy and quite warm to wear.

She walks into the room and was never noticed until she wore the pink angora sweater.
" Hi Lynda, that is a pretty sweater you are wearing".

"thanks, it is an angora sweater, from my boyfriend, Brian"

by leaveboxopen October 23, 2011

sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets

He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.

by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009

sweater sex

1. When two individuals engage in sexual intercourse whilst only wearing a sweater

I have a sweater fetish, so obviously I love sweater sex.

by familyguyrox4377 January 8, 2011

virgin killing sweater

(noun) A halter-top or turtle-necked sweater that is backless and possibly side-less. Currently (as of Jan. 2017) popular in Japan.

Name comes from a tweet featuring an image of the sweater.

Man, she looked hot in that virgin killing sweater with her epic side-boob!

by Maschinenmensch January 31, 2017