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sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality
Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.
by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005
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deal sweetener

Verb. To throw something extra-cool in the already-existing good deal, making more appealing.

It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.

Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.

But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
The computer service guy not only offer to fix my computer, he threw in a deal sweetener: some anti-virus software and a wi-fi receiver for free for being a first-time customer! Fuck yeah!
by CDSmith1967 October 9, 2012
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Sweetheart

A line of sugared candies from the New England Confectionery Company (NECCO) that are heart-shaped with short two or three word phrases, usually sentimental in nature, and are normally only available during the Valentine's Day season.
The Sweetheart you gave me says, "Be Mine."
by Bob Maguire October 17, 2006
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Sweetard

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "
by Jamiegrasshopper April 4, 2010
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sweetastifanastisismicism

A word describing a feeling of utter and complete excitment or surprise. It is generally used in large crowds.
Sweetastifanastisismicism! Yes, I would love to come!
by rreynoldsatPBA September 9, 2010
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Sweetassh

What you ask a blonde woman that has a sweet ass.
I met a gorgeous blonde with a sweet ass and asked her, are you sweetassh?
by Frank Palace January 8, 2012
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Sweetawesomecool

Something that is sweet, awesome, and also cool. It has to be really sweet, friggin' awesome, and very cool, not pretty sweet, relatively awesome, and kind of cool.
Person 1: Dude, is that a new longboard?

Person 2: Yeah man! I just got it yesterday!

Person 1: Sweetawesomecool!
by Norske September 24, 2012
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