saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen

so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010

Yak Shaving

When a female has so much public hair that you need a weed wacker

Dayum bitch ya' finna need some yak shaving done.

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020

saving the world

yet another term for the process of sexual intercourse. This word dirives from tom leak and amy dixon who needed a code word for this as parents kept reading msn messages and listening to phone calls. It was came to be used by this term as they discovered the world is a much better when tom was happy and amy was satisfied

tom: jesus amy when can we save the world again?
amy: tom we cant do it with my rents in the house!
tom: oh why not we did it when your grandad was here!

by ams April 21, 2005

Saving the Canadians

The act of masturbation.

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.

by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011

Saving lives on the daily

That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.

Parker: This fish is about to die!

Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY

by Pakashop July 30, 2013

shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.

"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."

by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013

shaving your purse

The act of shaving a man's scrotum.

Cheryl: what did you do last night?

Geena: well, Bill and I we had wild sex.
but before I told him I am shaving your purse!

by shaved balls of jay thomas January 26, 2014