Submarine Hit

When you take a huge hit off a pipe, joint or whatever you're smoking weed with and immidiately, while the smoke is still in your lungs, start drinking a lot of ice cold water. Keep drinking til the cups gone. Helps you keep in monster hits you usually would just choke on, cough up, look like a dumbass in front of your buds and piss off the dude who's weed you're wasting. But mostly Great for ghosting your hit and getting totally fucked up.

Dude, I took a mad hit out of a 2 foot bong and submarine hit it. I ghosted the whole thing and got so blown.

by Fuzzman July 30, 2007

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Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.

"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."

by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013

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Rusty Submarine

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015

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Vaginal Submarine

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With his vaginal submarine, he knocked at her door.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

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Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.

Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark

by TTZman October 6, 2015

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