submarine races

Secret code for making out/having sex, because you can't watch a submarine race; it's underwater. "Submarine" can also be used to mean cock, dick or penis.

1. Can be used in casual conversation while talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend's extremely boring parents. 2. Can be used pretty much anywhere.

1. "Oh, I'm so glad to hear that your cat's surgery went well, Mrs. Smith. Johnny, babe, want to go watch the submarine races?"
2. "Hey girl. Want to come watch the submarine races with me?"

by popcornprincess December 24, 2010

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Submarine Hit

When you take a huge hit off a pipe, joint or whatever you're smoking weed with and immidiately, while the smoke is still in your lungs, start drinking a lot of ice cold water. Keep drinking til the cups gone. Helps you keep in monster hits you usually would just choke on, cough up, look like a dumbass in front of your buds and piss off the dude who's weed you're wasting. But mostly Great for ghosting your hit and getting totally fucked up.

Dude, I took a mad hit out of a 2 foot bong and submarine hit it. I ghosted the whole thing and got so blown.

by Fuzzman June 28, 2007

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