subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

subbers

An abbreviation of Subway (restaurant).

"Do you want to go down subbers?"

by Elpenor June 4, 2009

Subaru WRX STi

Better than the Evo in any way. Anyday.

Moron in Mistubishi Lancer Evolution: God damn that Subie looks good. Looks faster than what I have. *sadface*

Smart guy in the Subaru WRX STi: I pity a fool in an Evo.

by SevenStarz December 15, 2012

subban

P.K Subban is a defenseman for the Nashville Predators and used to play for the Montreal Canadiens. He is an inspiration for being one of the only black nhl players. He is known for is humorous personality and insane slap shot.

My nigga subban with the goal!

by Dz mtl January 22, 2017

purple submarine

When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.

Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.

by Encephalitis Jones June 10, 2004

submarine fucking

When a man has not had sex for a long time while living on a submarine. He will violently rape anything in sight including women, assholes, monkeys, apple peels or mouths. His hormones are so raging that he will ejeculate on anything he sees. This is the reason why women are not allowed on submarines.

That dude went ape shit and went submarine fucking all night.

by djgcma2 December 4, 2010

submariney

the act of elevating ones head above a crowd and rotating it, scanning the room in search of their object of affection

adj: "hey girls, ryan just threw me a submariney!"
girls: ZOMG
ryan: *unsuspecting

by peteagsauce April 13, 2009