steaks dont hit my up

when kyle breaks up with you in sixth grade so you let everyone know how devastated you are.

steaks dont hit my up
im so brocken right now

by imsobrocken January 1, 2021

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Steak Itch

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.

Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours”
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”

by Frankyspeaks February 9, 2022

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Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".

"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."

by monkey76 October 13, 2009

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Slow-Streak

The act of walking naked through a public establishment or event at an unusually slow yet purposeful pace.

Wow, did you see that guy slow-streak his ex-girlfriends wedding reception. Solid

by Kdoggggg October 21, 2010

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Box Steak

Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.

Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?

Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.

Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!

by S.neeze November 21, 2010

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