stink stopper

Noun: A maneuver performed to temporarily stop the stink from emanating from your Bae's corn hole during a bad case of the shits. It is performed by inserting one's cum cannon into Bae's poop chute and slowly walking her to the bathroom. Once positioned over the toilet, disengage your salad shooter and let her juicy ducie flow. To return the favor, Bae should then thank you by providing a wiener cleaner

Ashley ate some tainted French food yesterday and didn't think she could make it to the shitter before unloading in her pants. So I gave her the old stink stopper and stopped the Hershey highway from flooding.

by JaguarJoe June 30, 2017

Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018

Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.

Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.

by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019

Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it

John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life

by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019

clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020