Mr. Steal Yo Girl

Noun. From "Bottoms Up" by Trey Songz (feat. Nicki Minaj). A cocky, sex-obsessed, douchebag male who will try to get a girl to dump her boyfriend so he can have sex with her.

Club patron: "Hide yo females! Mr. Steal Yo Girl just walked in, yo!"

by ed311 April 7, 2013

Joke Steal

1. When someone steals your joke you made earlier.

2. When a person generally steals one's jokes, he/she is classified as a joke stealer and an Attention Hog.

After one steals another's jokes, the original joke maker may become a ZB and put a ZB hat on to ignore everyone/everything.

1. "Dude, you just stole my joke, what the fuck?"

2. "You fucking douche, you are such a joke stealer!"

by CFTA21 April 9, 2008

a steal

A hell of a good deal, it's almost like you stole it. i.e. never paid.

You rent for $200? damn dude, that's a steal!!

by A Taha November 13, 2006

Meal Steal

Verb.

To order a specific entree, when out with a group of friends, that a friend had already expressed interest in.

Tyler got the Chicken Crispers? I always get those...hey Tyler, what's with the meal steal?!

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

All You Can Steal

Another word for "All You Can Eat"; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of All You Can Eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. Since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.

After leaving the All You Can Steal Buffet: Bob, Ed, and Jim compared their spoils...
Ed: Heh, what did you guys get?
Bob: I got four sausages and a napkin!
Ed: Ha! I got SEVEN sausages and TWO napkins!
Jim: AMATEURS! I got TWENTY sausages, THREE napkins, and TWO sets of silverware!

by Zea1ot August 7, 2010

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016