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Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.
Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.
by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017
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that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."
Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"
by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010
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Salted

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

and

Similar to the expression "gutted".
Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.
by Yosef July 6, 2004
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stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it
I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.
by Bob Boston May 9, 2003
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Simply Stated

a group of punx who started a punk rock band in hickville.
Simply stated is an awsome band!
by Josh October 10, 2003
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salted

When a girl is shapeless, ugly, and gross.
"Reeeee, that girl got curves like a winding road. But fo' serious, her friend ain't nothing special, she's salted."
by D.L VanVeelen December 31, 2006
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