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Sport Fart

A extremely potent Fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.

Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.
Noun: I was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so I had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so I could cut a sport fart on the way home.

Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.
by SportFarter July 13, 2009
mugGet the Sport Fartmug.

Sport Coat

(Also Sport's Coat)

A guy who is screwing your girl while you are away, especially in prison. See "Jody"
Your girl comes to see you on the weekend, but Sport Coat is fucking her during the week.
by Rony Rone December 10, 2009
mugGet the Sport Coatmug.

Old Sport

"Old Sport" is something out of Dayshift At Freddy's. Purple Guy often uses it as your name whenever you meet him, whenever he says "Old Sport" it is quite funny
by urmumlololololololol23 May 19, 2018
mugGet the Old Sportmug.

Women Sports

OK, Now that the all the females are here... Go make me a sandwich and wash my dishes!
Karen: Can we watch the WNBA finals?

Boswell: Shut the fuck up Karen go make me a sandwich!!
( women sports )
by Fuck eh May 11, 2020
mugGet the Women Sportsmug.

good sport

he's a bloody good sport he is. A fair dinkum bloke.
by herbie August 31, 2004
mugGet the good sportmug.

SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE
MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK
by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010
mugGet the SPORTS DICKmug.

sport death

MIT - "Sport Death" meant roughly: "do not settle for mediocracy; live life in extremeus", or something like that. The practical expression of this philosophy involved intoxication, wild parties, ear-splitting rock-n-roll, and polymorphous sexual activity
by jack florey May 10, 2004
mugGet the sport deathmug.

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