spluffing

Much like blumpkins, but the other way around.

Getting eaten out will taking a dump.

spluffing with steve last night was unbelievable, but it got a little messy

i have never been spluffed as intensly as i was last night

by thumbalina456 August 12, 2009

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

Splunt

It is a blunt but instead of 100% marijuana it is a tobacco and marijuana mixture. Similar to a spliff. This leads to the etymology of the word SPLiff + blUNT = SPLUNT

English is a beautiful thing

Hey man, wanna smoke a Splunt?

by Splunt January 25, 2017

splunder bunder

Smoking a small joint, whilst Pulling a CAM (Crying and Masturbating)

My buddy's cat died so we all had a splunder bunder sleepover.

by Master Bung Nut February 17, 2017

Splunker

It can mean ANYTHING

Yo i was so pissed today my boss was acting like such a splunker.

Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.

by TheSplunkerHimself October 12, 2017

splunge

when you jizz a boat load

person 1: "dude my girl gave me head last night and i splunged in her mouth"
person 2: "the fuck is a splunge"

by inchyuwu September 17, 2018

Splunkerdick

When u have a small dick but don't wanna admit it

Dont lie, you have a Splunkerdick

by bbgurl6007 May 28, 2019