Splendoodle

So curiously wonderful it causes physical pain to behold it.

That painting is so splendoodle, I'm drowing in torrents of my own tears, I love it so much, argh the pain! Must tear my gaze away; it's burning my eye-sockets with it's maddening beauty and radness.

by Betruschi November 9, 2008

splendistic

Something that is both SPLENDID and FANTASTIC. When an event or happening, or even an item purchased that is Exactly what you have been searching for, is SO perfect that to choose only ONE word for it would not do it justice.

Wow! that trip we took was absolutely Spendistic! I will remember it for a lifetime!

It was SO wonderful to spend time with my Grandson; we had an absolutely Spendistic time together!

That picture i bought for my living room was Exactly what i have been looking for; it's absolutely splendistic!

by 1KoolNana! February 21, 2011

Splenda Momma

Like a sugar momma but one whose diabetic

I want a sugar momma but I'm type 2 diabetic, so I need a splenda momma who understands me

by Moldycrow87 August 7, 2018

splend

is short for 'splendid' this word is the next big thing and everyone should use it. splendid is a good word that sort of went out of fashion and this is the new and improved version of it

the song "whats happenin" by the ying yang twins is splend yo!

by thatgrl July 12, 2004

Splenda Daddy

A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.

My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.

by realtalkallende November 6, 2015

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006