slax

a friendly word for a slacker, though often used in a sarcastic sense

"Hey, where have you been slax?" said to someone after they just finished a 12 hour shift at work

by omg poprocks November 12, 2007

Splain

The act of interrupting a person of the other gender while claiming the other individual knows less on the topic. This typically relates to a topic that the other gender is more able to relate to.

The man splained the woman on the topic of feminine services in the office.

The woman splained the man by saying that because he was a man, he was inept to answer the question.

by Awesomeaaa March 3, 2017

splabeeno

a marijuana cigarette.

'pass me the splabeeno.'

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

splackmuff

1. An involuntary noise.

2. a derogatory term.

1. "Splackmuff!!"

2. "Fergie`s a stupid splackmuff"

by Nick, August 16, 2007

splaced

Being unaware of ones own relationship to time and space. Usually after several hours spent consuming mood altering substances.

"Do not ask me to make any type of unimportant decisions right now, I'm splaced"

by thebigdeal January 19, 2010

spalaxing

going to the spa to relax in the sauna, steam room, whirlpool, get a massage, pedicure etc.

I spent the weekend spalaxing with my girlfriends, it was amazing.

by dev526 September 3, 2010

Spladooshk

Spladooshk is the word used to describe the large splash resulting from a great big dump. Spladooshk can also be used as an insult, someone can be as much use as a "spladooshk."

1. I've just been and had the hugest shit ever, it hit the water with a great SPLADOOSHK!!!

2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk

by random ruffneck June 7, 2011