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spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.
I want a swallower, not a spitter.
by D January 12, 2004
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white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."
by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006
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Spitegasm

1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.

2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?

Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.

George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*

Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010
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Switzerland Mop

when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.
That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.
by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011
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Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
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weiner snitzel

An old hot dog restaurant. from German Wiener Schnitzel, meaning Viennese cutlet.
We ate at the weiner snitzel.
by Bridgette1978 May 2, 2008
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Switzerland

A small neutral country in central Europe, Switzerland is famous for lots of things, such as banking, chocolate, watches, weed and the Swiss Alps. Switzerland lies between Germany, France, Italy, Austria and Liechtenstein.

There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.

Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
Dude, I'm snowboarding in Switzerland!
by Sandros June 14, 2006
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