Speedy McMayer

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash

Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.

by dheids March 8, 2017

Speedy Julian

One of the fastest track athletes of all time.

Timmy: Dang Carl, did you see him run by?
Carl: yep. That right there is a speedy Julian.

by Packer1287 June 26, 2016

Speedies

Wrap-around, sports style sunglasses popularised in the late 00’s by blokes dealing mad truckie goey and womanising Australian spin bowlers

“Oi cunt grab us a pair of speedies from the Puma when ya go an get ya snag roll and mango ice Gato”

by 3mflatty August 17, 2019

Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024

Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.

Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"

by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014

pull a speedy

To slip your dick in your partners vagina very quickly but however it must be very wet and Fast to qualify as a speedy
They’re also make your girl moan like the moana Lisa and Can make her squirt if done properly and every girl should get a chance to experience a speedy

Hey Jessica want me to pull a speedy tonight?
Jessica: yes, please!
(A few hours later)
*Moaning and squirting everywhere*

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 19, 2022

Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants

Im one Speedy Readie

by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018