Sorry Mickey!

A sarcastic way of saying sorry, when you really don't mean it, and everyone knows that you don't mean it. More effective when said in a sweet, high-pitched voice and accompanied by a shrug and a smile.

"Hey, you ate all the chips!" "Sorry Mickey!"

by aderbac March 18, 2009

Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole

He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.

by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017

Sorrow

Sorrow. Sorrow would be the feeling I feel seethe its way within my soul every moment, every day, ever year. The feeling I get when I think that I may have actually found the love of my life, the one person to cast my doubts and fears aside. 'Tis also the feeling that has remained pent-up within me for so long, other words used to describe it. Loneliness, forlorn, solitude, it all means one thing... empty on the inside, void of all feeling and deprived of compassion and love. A feeling that I fear will soon consume me entirely, and I know not how it will end... but I do know one thing, I know that it WILL end. I shall see to it... personally.

"Have you ever had the feeling nobody really gives a shit that you're alive? Some may also think you're just a waste of Gods time, and wish you would just... not exist anymore."

by Robert April 23, 2005

Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011

Sorry and shit

Sentence used to apologize for any situation were the outcome is negative for someone other than yourself.

Girl "you didn't meet me at the mall like you said you would."

Guy "sorry and shit."

Coined from Tech N9ne song.

by Lettanina March 27, 2009

shield of sorrow

A hairstyle typical of emo fashion which involves straight bangs coming down over the face, long enough to cover both eyes but parted to one side to only cover half of the tears. This protects the wearer from the infinite sadness of the world. Boo-hoo.

Peter Parker rocks the Shield of Sorrow in Spiderman 3.

by Bramanda December 27, 2008

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011