i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

Somnonecroarachnozoopedoincestual homopyrohydroelectrophilia

the sexual attraction to sleeping dead eight-legged underage animals related to you of the same sex being electrocuted underwater while on fire.

KJ is a Somnonecroarachnozoopedoincestual homopyrohydroelectrophiliac

by ihavaname November 25, 2007

pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009

rub someone's nose in it

to remind someone unkindly of an error or failing

Whenever he won money from a bet with others, he would always rub their noses in it by saying, "Thanks for the donation, suckers." (this being an example of how to rub someone's nose in it)

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

call someone on the carpet

To call someone into question; to question one's action

to call someone on the carpet

by stanzz October 25, 2006

taking someone's flower

to take someone's virginity

taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16

by dogluvr October 21, 2010