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snowboard

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.
I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.
by Doge538 February 26, 2010
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Snowboarder

A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 28, 2005
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snowbirds

You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!
by cherryblossom October 26, 2007
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Snowbird

When you catch a bird, jizz on it, and set it free.
Person 1: Remember that time Ammar came on a pidgeon?
Person 2: Yeah he totally pulled a snowbird.
by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015
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snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall
Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.
by Joe May 13, 2005
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snowboarder

one who sits on his or her ass on the hill or in the park, getting in the way. one who prefers to scrape all the snow off the mountain. Sits in the park just taking up space but never doing anything.
i took out anougher snowboarder today... it felt great
by WOOOOO January 21, 2004
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snowbitch

A person on the ski slopes who has no business being there. A person with little or limited skiing experience who is trying to show off. A person skiing on a slope too advanced for them. A person who needs to stick to the bunny slopes. Complete opposite of a SnowPimp.
Hey dude, did you see that asshole just go by on those bitch blades. He has to be the biggest snowbitch that I've ever seen.
by SnowPimp May 4, 2009
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