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Smoking Poon

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).
"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"
by Mistress Q February 6, 2008
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snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"
by Ryan August 5, 2004
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smoking lollipop

(n) A detail left behind in the editing process when an anime is liscensed by a company that removes all the adult themes, often times causing great confusion to the audience.
"Why does Sanji have a smoking lollipop?"

"Why are those cousins making out?"
by MetaKool October 23, 2005
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1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.

2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.

3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.

4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.

5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!

no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.
This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.
by KJaxe January 13, 2008
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smoking dragon

when your getting a BJ and right as you shoot a load into the oral cavity hit them in the throat making all the sperm shoot from their nose.
like a grade schooler cum came out her nose like milk.
by professor killjoy March 15, 2003
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Urban Smoking

To smoke in urban areas, such as in the dressing room of Sears, or in the bathroom of Target.
Tom: Hey do you want to go urban smoking?
Vince: No bro, last time we almost got caught.
by Big Vince 80190 May 16, 2007
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